You start beginning sentances with "you ....." in unrelated threads....

2. you want correctly numbered posts, but ignoratn fools keep disrupting the numbers.

3. You're declared oficially lifeless by the other members.

4. You start to laugh because this is post number 4

Way to know you're too bored;

1. You leave one 1001 thread to go post in another!

5. there are only 10ish people in a forum of 10000 that consistently reply to your comments.

6. Yer the number-4 poster in the other 1001 ways thread
7. Yer proud ya got way 777 in the first 1001 ways thread and number 7 in the new 1001 ways thread
8. Ya get addicted to the 1001 ways threads and go back and fourth in between them

0. You wonder why people are going 1234 instead of 1001 like the title instructs.

10. Ya think Persol's reasoning is flawed . . . VERY flawed . . . it's SO flawed it's almost NOT flawed! (Sorry Persol!)
11. Ya realize that "flawed" is a weird-sounding word
12. Yer determined to keep the true number!

14. Ya skip the 13th way so ya don't hafta write it, ¡¡¡¡¡but instruct the guy/gal after ya to make the way after yers Way Number 14!!!!!

15. One tries too hard to copy a popular thread title.

15. Yer bummed cuz the person after ya didn't listen to ya . . . :(
16. Ya take or somehow get a pic of . . . what looks like a breast . . . and make it yer avatar

17. You can't stop putting numbers in at inoppurtune moments because jackasses like Persol, Jadedflower and Wulfie can't count. 5 COMES AFTER 4!!! 14 COMES AFTER 12!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE NUMBER 15!!!

13 you are afraid of the number 13
19 you put in no 13 just to piss people off

20. The majority of your posts are in the other thread
21. You have only been really surfing Sciforums for a couple of days but you want to gain aver 50 posts and beyond
22. you think that the thread is a piece of crap since the people posting aren't on Sciforums long enough to know what it's like to be on the forum for years.

23. you inform ilikesalt that thats a little harsh, since you dont know that they havent been on forums before, and a lot of the reasons were either general forums things or piles of crap. id say only about a fifth were directly related to sciforums itself.
24. you can remember, you spent too long writing the above reason and have forgotten.

25. you post for no reason.

15. One tries too hard to copy a popular thread title.

26. You fail miserably. HAHA!

27. you are the poster of the above post.
28. you are ,in fact succeding in copying the post, albeit at a lower rate than the first, especially since the people who dont like who succedding are helping you too.

29. Ya got way 1001 in the first 1001 ways thread
30. 143 of the 1001 ways in the 1001 ways thread are yers

31. You start thinking why people like the number 1001.

32 you realise that it is obviously because of the thousand (evil) greater beings from Mars, that can be summoned simply by saying 1000

33 you realise that to say 1001, you just say 1000 and follow it with a 'and 1'

34. You waste your time in another 1001 ways thread... :D

35. you are.

36. You find that this 1001 thread is almost at half the pace of the other 1001 thread

17. You can't stop putting numbers in at inoppurtune moments because jackasses like Persol, Jadedflower and Wulfie can't count. 5 COMES AFTER 4!!! 14 COMES AFTER 12!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE NUMBER 15!!!

Whoever Nuttyfish is an alter ego of.... he pisses me off. Why? oh WHY? am I a jackass? hun? hun? HMPF! :mad:

because you cant count. you QUOTED the answer.

Originally Posted by Nuttyfish
17. You can't stop putting numbers in at inoppurtune moments because jackasses like Persol, Jadedflower and Wulfie can't count.


Who's the counter herre??!!!

37. Ya laugh cuz this 1001 ways thread is not building as fast as the previous 1001 ways thread :D:D:D

34. you don't even make it to 50

Stop making '1001' threads! It was nuttyfish's idea anyway, and now your just ripping him off. Try next Octomber

Stop making '1001' threads! It was nuttyfish's idea anyway, and now your just ripping him off. Try next Octomber

Exactly! Ha!

@Jadedflower: I'm still an alter ego? Why can't people accept that I'm a very individual, temperamental member of Sciforums? And sorry if I "hurt your feelings"... :D

@Wulfie: I appoint myself as counter because the "1001 Ways..." idea was mine to begin with.

35. You remember the best 1001 thread of all time, that took just under a week to get there, it being the "1001 signs of spending too much time at sciforums."

36. You lmao cause this was stuck in the cesspool and not the free thought :p

17. your penis goes limp

1001. you look like your father being rammed up the arse by you mother with her 12" strap on.


Hey Jolly Roger, i bet that's not your real name!

can you count, ok your is 18.
19. your dick goes limp

jolls your da weirdest dude mes nos! What up wit you and the old fela?
20. Not sure have nots beens here long enoufs

21. you post in every 1001 thread to inc your post counts
22. all the points are same with lil variations

23. You wish there were no such thing as a cesspool.
24. You also realize that the majority of your posts are in the cesspool.
25. You wish you had something useful to say, but your post count isn't high enough for the rest of the members to listen to you.
26. You then realize that you should kill yourself, but it would be exactly what the 1000+ posters are waiting for.
27. And you finally realize that you just posted 5 straight "rules" in a topic you could care less about.

28. What the hell was the purpose of this again?