Konnichiwa :D , me again,


How many things are there that everyone needs to do before they pass on to better places? Well, I think there are at least 1001, and the proof's in the title.

1. Live a really long time
2. Get lung cancer, and survive...then die
3. Jump off the Empire State
4. Grow a really long beard

5. bludgeon a hobo to death with a hammer

6. throw the hammer in the river
7.burn cloths worn while budgeoning hobo

8. Overdose on heroin and jump out of a plane without a parachute
9. Bust into a police station with two tommy guns and shoot as many cops as you can
10. Strap a bomb to yourself and run into the mall screaming and blow it up
11. Set a church on fire and wait for a firefighter to make a heroic rescue and then grab the person they rescued and run back into the church with them

12. Prove Pythagoras' Theorem, Einstein's theory of relativity and all of Newton's laws wrong...by being infeasbly clever

13. Go on a rampage

13. Get one of those drip feed things and fill it full of vodka, then live like that without food for a week
14. Absorb yourself into your sofa, like that stupid american woman discussed somwhere else on sciforums

15. go in to space

16. Meet alien lifeforms from elesewhere in our universe that were cool and easy to get along with.

17.Time travel.

18. uppercut George Bush with my wang.

19. poop, pee, sneeze, cough, fart, puke, siezure, faint, have a stroke and a heart attack all at the same time

20. Make someone read and enjoy your favourite book.
21. Go trolleyracing down a deserted road, and get booked by the speed cameras
22. Feed the Ducks
23. Streak across the Sea World Nara spa and pool

take bush with me

24. Tell God you are really sorry for rejecting Him your whole life and ask Jesus for eternal life. Ask and you will receive. Death where is thy sting now?

25 punch an australian idol contestant in the face
26 break the land speed record
27 drink 100 litres of vodka (not in one sitting, over time)

28. Drink 100 litres of vodka in one sitting
29. Break some more records
30. Be involved in a conspiracy against the crown/government/school/pub
31. Rob Fort Knox

32. Have an orgy with 6 women.

33. Travel around the world on an ocean liner.

34. have a orgy with 10 women
35. steal a f-15 tomcat
36. most of all rule the world

37 shave one of howards eyebrows
38 take someone hostage
39 be taken hostage
40 get the 1001th reason on a thread such as this one

41 Rob a bank
42 Punch Donald Trump in the face
43 Pull an inside job at an armored car company
44 Be in a porn
45 Drop your pants at a fancy resturant and pee on everyone.

46. Be involved in a heist (and pull it off sucessfully)
47. Become a photographer for a year, travelling round the world in search for the perfect picture

48. Run for President, then make the USA a monarchy
49. Be involved in a high speed chase across some highway on a really steep cliff face in the south of France with an unbearably beautiful/smart woman beside you, a vodka martini (heavily stirred, not shaken), enough weaponry to invade Cuba, a seemingly unlimited supply of fuel, an extremely high performance car and the roof down...and you're the bad-guy.

50. Increase the luminosity at Fermi Labs and send a message to Paul W. Dixon: "You have about 15 seconds before we blow up the universe"

51. Manipulating the human genes to make them life for 600 years or more
52. Get a nobel prize
53. Travel through space
54. Meet god (if existant)
55. Enhance the brain capacity through neural implanted chips/getting another nobel prize

56 develop some form of technology that saves the world/environment/animals

57. Crash the Oscars

58. Run the 100m dash in under 8 seconds.
59. Jam with Eddie Van Halen
60. Meet at least one entity from sciforums in person
61. beat at least one campaign mode on Falcon 4.0

62. Learn and do often-aggresive driving eg. over 170 with stunts
63. Make a real difference in a human's life
64. Make the humans on this world more enviromentally friendly/self sufficient/more satisfied with a simple life

56 develop some form of technology that saves the world/environment/animals
Oh, there is a technology for that, it is called genocide and should be able to take care of many problems.

Anyway:

65: Chill out

66: keep DW tense :P hehe

67: Prove that the Thoery of Relativity is wrong merely by pointing out its contradictions
68: Go on a "crusade for science" and awaken the world to reality

69. Make a volcano in the middle of L.A like in that Tommy Lee Jones movie.

70. Become the most powerful majickal being on the planet.
71. Discover the fountain of youth in your back yard.

72.Watch Scanners
73.Spontaneously Combust

74. Kill parents a few years in advance.

75. Have sex with All the most good looking celebrity Females :D

76.Pluck your worst enemys' eyeballs out

77. Tell Dudish to calm down
78. Or join him in his mass carnage

79. Laugh at NNuttyfishs' witty comments

(thanks, compass-breaking-motherduckin'-son-of-a-chump)

80. Sing that "Shut up ya face" song.

(Ahhh shadapayafaceapaella)
81. delete stuff in my documents

82.Blow up Q.E. Cambria http://www.cosgan.de/images/more/bigs/a115.gif

83. fake a holocaust
84. fight the power, become the power, then overthrow myself
85. destroy that fucking concrete kangaroo in the front yard across the road

86. adopt a concrete kangaroo
87. OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT!!!
88. blow up Q.E Cambria again

89. Scorn the anarchists

90.Destroy all capatilism
91.Take over wales and turn it into a communist state

92. frame roger rabbit

93. start the charity: vowels for wales

94. scrap the vowels charity and start a new one: BAN WELSH LESSONS!!
95. give america another chance

96.Agree with Nutty about banning welsh lessons
97.Become President of the U.S.A
98.Then turn that into a communist state aswell
99.Become rich and famouse
100.Take over microsoft and make some computers that don't crash!

101.Learn magic.
102.Learn evil magic.
103.Use said evil magic to crush all that oppose you...while wearing a pointy magicians hat.
104.Force everyone to buy tickets to your perpetually sold out magic shows. Mwahahaha!

105.Go to jsph27's magic show
106.Go to The Junction (www.junction.uni.cc)

omg

107. Omt leters blatntly.

82. Base jump off of a tall building without anyone knowing and land in the middle of the street. (I'm seriously going to do that someday)

83. Drink Bleach
84. Complete HowStuffWorks.com

What else is there besides?.......

85. ......using "analbeads" of course :)
86. Visit Vslayer in New Zeeland :)
87. Hang out with Slotty and learn why "colostomies aren't his bag" :)

89. Drink a quart of motor oil, and live. Preferably 10w-30.
90. Throw a rock at the president
91. Kick the president
92. Become President and make it manditory that all people wear yellow socks.
93. Become frozen in carbon and get saved by a hot chick in a bounty hunter uniform and kick some fat ass's umm... ass while being blind
94. OH YEA!!! Almost forgot.... become friends with a black guy.

95. Kill da racists.

96. Turn Back The Clock To The Day I Was Born :)

97. Heidi Klum...me....private island....rivers of champagne....nuf said.

101. Give enlightening and motivational speeches about morality and ethicality to orphaned children
102. Pay someone to give enlightening and motivational speeches about morality and ethicality to orphaned children on your behalf.
103. Steal some money so you can pay someone to give enlightening and motivational speeches about morality and ethicality to orphaned children on your behalf...because you can ;)

104. Burn down an orphanage

106. Set yourself on fire (done)

107. Clothesline a stranger off their bicycle and take it.

108. visit atleast 50 countries or more.
109. own houses in atleast 5 countries.
110. learn atleast 20 diff languages

111. Wow...three ones

82. go for a walk/jog/skip, down a black sand beach, at sunset, wearing a clown outfit, sipping Moet, while listening to Hanson really loud on a big boom box that is pink.
83. When drunk enough strip down to absolutely nothing and start swimming till I find a dolphin that will give me a ride to the Bahamas, for the right price of course.

112. Get drunk enough to out-drink the ComHam, then die of fish cancer

113 Just to really piss off Pres.Bush, release Saddam Hussain from jail and help him to escape from Iraq.
114 Fly under the Brooklyn Bridge in a stolen F-15 and make all the security people shit themselves.
115 Prove beyond doubt that the Bible is just a collection of legends.

shit on bush's head

116 Study BioMedical Engineering
117 Get job as BioMedical Engineer
118 Instead of designing prosthetic arms that look real and human like, ill design the Fattest, Beastiest looking robot arm in the world. So ppl will chop their arms off to own one. And anyone who stands in their way will be crushed.
119 Develop Supermans Abilities and go on a rampage

120 Sleep wit ur best friends mom

121 slap ur principal :)

122 kick your neighbours dog

123. count to three

124, eat tiger penis soup

125. never forgive my dad for doing number 27 over and over my entire childhood, seriously, I just did the math. it came our to over 2,000L(all Popov).
126. slap someone for wanting to eat tiger penis soup.
127. rename the grand canyon "Earthgina"

(hey, I forgot about this thread...)

128. Carve your ass on Mount Rushmore

Find a nice lady and take fine care of her.

130. Run naked in the middle of a crowded street

131. smoke weed with an alien

i smoked weed with an alien, i even took a picture of it when it flew away!!
proof (http://www.sciforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3812&stc=1)

132. Catch the alien next time he picks up off me and make people pay to see him!

133. Do an irish jig with a leprechaun

I got Drun with a leprechaun once, although next time i drink with him i am going to lock him
134.i can make people pay me to see him!!!!

135. go to russia

136. have a wank in russia

make love with a leprachaun in russia on stalins grave

137. make love with a leprachaun in rossia on stalins grave

138. Get slurped up by a hot alien.

139. Get over the alien fetish

140> run at top speed in to a wall 80 times.

141. Understand why greed is such a prevelant thing in society.

142. Dry hump the President

143. own a house in 5 countries atleast

144. Own at least one ferrari and one limo

145. - get cancer. Oh, I thought you meant literally. It is just that everyone is getting cancer and it is on my mind...

145. (really) - cut down on the carcinogens... Oh... not things to do before you die because you didn't do them. Aaah.

145. (no, really I mean it) - write a book

146.burn the book

147.use the ashes to fertilize the weed growing in your front window box.

148. Visit China

149. While in China, FREE TIBET.

150.bitch slap the queen (dont particularly have anytthing against her,it would just be funny)

151. Break a man's heart.

152. meet the Dali Lama
153. get drunk with the Dali Lama
154. get abducted and probed by aliens, woot!
155. fuck Jesus (no, not my gardner)

156. Start a nuclear war and blame it on "a big kid who just ran away"
157. take your final breath?

Look at a picture of yourself and say "what a dumbass"

get several terabytes worth of hard drive space

completely fill up said terabytes of space with illegaly downloaded movies/music/pr0n

smoke weed :m:

158. Find true love

(Number your contributions, please.)

159 when jehovas witnesses knock on the door, open it whilst just wearing a sock (not on your foot...)

160: Siblicide

make fun of everybody as much as possible

"make fun of everybody as much as possible"

Number it, moron.

162: See the Pixies live

163. Grow long hair.

164.Shit in a bucket.

165.Have your girlfriends mom.

166. cut off your long hair!!

167.wank over your brother

170. Fake my own death

171. Stop John Smith from spamming the board.

172. Read every one of these things.

173. Stop John_Smith from killing himself.

174.kill john_smith:p

175. Kiss Gendanken's sweet little feet.

178. Strip john howard to his boxes (it would be too cruel to strip any more), paint the american flag all over him and tie him upsided down on the flag pole on top of fed parliment with a target on his ass so bush can find it

177. (You skipped a few Yoda. :) ) I'd like to meet that benevolent alien that has all the answers (kind of like a Kevin Spacey in K-PAX).

176.say hi to cosmictraveler.
179. "HI".

180.tell a rasicst joke to a black man
181.get shot

you stole my avitar asshole!

185.hunt down john smith AKA jason g. yes thats his real name and no he isnt black

186.Seriously question the sanity of some people

187.(would john smith please stop deleting posts to try and make me look inferior!!) and then take a dump in a bitches mouth

188.All inferior persons aka jackamo take a long walk of a v. short pier.
189.Read the bible.

190.watch pimp my ride all through the night
191.shag a fat bird

192.date a fat bird
193.make homemade porn of the fat bird in action.
194.Sell pics for lots of money.
195.Go to jail.

196. become someones prison bitch
197.become the blocks "official" soap picker uper

198.Eat a jar of honey.
199.be sick into the jar.
100.Be the one that reaches '100' things to do!!!

201. Make Dick Cheney apologize for his pathetic life.

202. Become more aware of what others are saying.

203. Give a shit about anything.

204. thank James R for banning certain jerks that were spamming this board.

205. Visit Bangkok and partake of their supply of vice.

206. Start an opium den in Cambridge University

207. Expose the DOD as a fucking farce.

208. Kill my enemies.

209. Kill that other guy who isn't my enemy, but just annoys me anyway.

210. Become an instant kung-fu master and kick the living shit out of everyone who stands in your way

211. Drink nothing but coffee, while suffering from narcolepsy

212. Own a pet grasshopper

213 eat a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream, pieces of cherry, and peach

214. Hunt the most dangerous game of all– Man.

215. Understand how to be more understanding

216 Have a lotta sex till I go blind.

217 break into the white house and do whatever

218 eat many types of meat and vegies

219 sky dive from an aeroplane

220. Find a real lightsaber

Go to Jerusalem.
Pay some vagabonds to beat you up real well and tie you up to a cross.
Do a well memorized speech about God the prophets and whatever else sounds good in the bible.( lie as much as you can )
Appear in every front page newspaper in the world.

214. Hunt the most dangerous game of all– Man.
That may very well be the best idea I've heard of all day.

hapsburg despite me being a dick its cause i'm drinking and you are very forthcomig with your angry opinions and im sure if we know eashother wed make eachother bleed all the time and get drunk or maybe drink and then hit eachother bu just to let you know were cool.

225. Hunt Roman, Baron Max, J.B, wesmorris and Bells to extinction.

226. Make amends with Cottontop.

227.Lie in the middle of the ocean.

228.Sleep for 5 days straight! (With no one to bother me).

229.Have the hiccups until my lungs hurt.

230. Kill Jadon.

231. Find out what a human in a blender REALLY looks like.

232. Take over the world.

And not forgetting the most important one...

233. Find out what cyanide tastes like. I heard it's tasteless, right??

234. Play games until I have a seizure.

235. Take a nap.

236. Find out why Roman wants to make amends with me.

237. Stop hate.

238. Kill cosmictraveler before he does that (hate is bad, but without it there wouldn't be violence.).

239. Spread more love for the world is in need of it more than ever.

240. Figure out how the hell Cosmictraveler thinks he has a clue about how much love was needed 1000 years ago, 2000, 5000, as compared to now.

241. invent a new way to produce fuel.

242. Find a way for humanity to survive its own idiocy.

243.Repent on all past sins.
244. eat a pine cone with cheesey sauce on the side.
247.learn to count.

Kill an badger by beating it with a club, then get your mate carry it for miles and dump it on the floor at where you choose to camp. Gracefully drop your pants and then defecate on it's head.

Kill an badger by beating it with a club, then get your mate carry it for miles and dump it on the floor at where you choose to camp. Gracefully drop your pants and then defecate on it's head.

Also, defecate in the showers, or in your mates bedroom. Lol, it's all for the laughs XD

John smith, I know who you are. When you get a decent bike I will smash it up with a metal bar and beat your face in, you little thing you.

As our Vice President, Jason Gottschalk, started becoming aware of the usefulness of the horse in the pleasurable side of the world - his business world. He began studying how they worked, what their capabilities were and how they could be used in the day to day business for local companies. After opening Jason’s Horses r’ us, with nothing more than an lone stallion and a single mare, a tool kit and a briefcase holding his ideas in and a large bucket to stand on, Jason worked with local business men who shared the same belief in the power of horses providing both fun and excitement for all the family. They really did feel that they had made an amazing discovery however it tired them out to the maximum.

As his ideas for horse business broadened, in late 2000, we introduced to him a new breed of horse, the female mare. Jason immediately began to create a bi-weekly newspaper about his fine activities with the magical mares. This sale proved to be the beginning of a long relationship leading for many like minded people to contact Him and take part in the action, each of them bringing forth their own buckets and a camera. Jason has had great success with the horse sex industry. From Newspapers with web presses to small offset photo and porn shops to high-speed laser filming like the best porn films, German of course. Horses r us has provided pleasure and action for all the family and has recently released several new films, Jason has plans to create further stores across the country, specialising in Dogs r us, as well as he said Maybe Goats are us. He said, ‘the limits are boundless, there is so much depth in the idea its worrying. It seems I have came across a new form of pleasure, I like it’.

Although the horse r us business has been a solid building block for bestiality worldwide, it has not stopped us from growing and expanding into other markets as we continue to bring reliable horse porn, excellent sales and service to all kinds of people worldwide.

We have staff members with extensive knowledge and experience with horses , females and horses, Jason’s solo work with the horses, Jason and the ladies pleasures with horses, 14inch and all he take it, advanced filming and photography, excellent glossy magazines and a website and much more. We also have staff members that are very tall and have a large willy for the extra pleasure. Sometimes Jason like to take one of them himself, this forms part of our special offer!

After more than 15 years Horses r us, has certainly become a solid company worthy of your trust.

Jack Chidgey
Master Metal Restorer
By
James R. Walker
When you walk into Jack Chidgey's shop, in San Diego, CA, you immediately know his services are much in demand. Mention his name to most faget dealers and you will get a favourable mouth-watering response. With a steady stream of old and new customers his involvement ranges the whole spectrum of gay sex. You are likely to find anything from dildos, to his hand, to his mouth and even his arsehole. If your lucky you’ll get his cock. And believe me that’s a package worth taking.

About a third of his shop area is hidden for extra special fag ceremonies. He loves giving you fagets a fine rogering. His whole shop is dedicated to just about any kind of gay pleasure, there are countless posters on the walls and he has won several trophies for his extra curricular activities in fag land.
Here is what he says about himself;
"In 1950, I started an apprenticeship pleasuring all kinds of faget. This was at a sex store in Seattle, Washington. I worked under the direction of Mr. John Clarey who was a fag School graduate. Mr. Clarey was quite demanding in all the sex positions I did for him which I felt was good because it helped give me a good background and helped train my ring and staff into the best usability.. Years ago I decided I wanted to get into a trade that not too many people worked at because I felt that my work would be in demand; to this day I feel that theory was correct, i just love pleasuring homos so much. Its my life long dream.
“In 1954 I started another apprenticeship in the field of gay sex. I felt the two trades go hand in hand -working with metals. After finishing the apprenticeships, I opened my own shop in the fall of 1958 and have been quite busy ever since, the dildos do sell like hot cakes.
“Over the years I trained five or six young people and they are all out on their own now. I made it a policy never to hold back my sex secrets. I have felt it quite important to pass on all my sex techniques and I have passed them on with a vigorous hard schedule that can turn the most amateur of fags into a star.. For fifteen years now my oldest son Don has humped with me and it's my hope that he will take over the business when I retire, he is confident that his ring will last the years after I’m gone.

Jack Chidgey's style of business is low key and friendly. He lets his quality of workmanship speak for him. He always likes to give you a good shake. Sometimes, if your lucky he’ll offer you a drink and maybe some chocolate, but he always regrets to inform you that the chocolate is a diy style service.


The only complaint I've heard about Jack Chidgey's shop is that it takes quite a while for him to orgasm. I can sympathize; most fagets are in the same boat. There are so few fagets around that all are bound to have plenty of orgasms. Your reward for developing an outstanding reputation is to be even more swamped with work. All in all I would say he handles this problem skilfully and cheerfully, his last sex position which was photographed was with his son, and that seemed to go smoothly.

survive a plane crash






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243.Repent on all past sins.
244. eat a pine cone with cheesey sauce on the side.
247.learn to count.
Continuing after the interlude o' numberlessness....

248. Become the first athiest Pope, then revoke all of the doctrines of Catholicism, and declare the religion itself defunct, dissolving it, surrendering the Vatican to Italy, and leave the world confused out they motherfuckin' mind.

249.stand on the papal throne with a sword aloft and scream "I HAVE THE POWER" (has to be he-man's sword,thinking about it a really odd name for a program.) came quite close to climbing up to the throne when i was in the vatican.....

250.give dan brown a sound beating

251. go on a week long drinking binge with your grandma

252. eat einsteins brain and gain superpowers.

253. Do one of those time-space-continuum paradox thingies that destroys it all, like how they describe it in BttF2

254. Marry a good hearted woman and have a nice time together.

255.Not be sooooo boring!!!

256. All rejoice and resort to cannibalism XD

257 add another 1001 things to the list

258 realise that the numbers just don't add up

259.Read a 'textbook of veterinary histology', twice.

260,or dont!!! yeah i'm back

261. Groan with dissapointment ATLEAST 4 times.

262. Eat a daddy long legs.

263.consume as much nuclear waste as possible, then
264.Spit in George bush' face.

265. Have sex with John Smith twice.

266.Ban all trolls, such as 'solve'.

267. discombobulate

268.After reading a 'textbook of vetinary histology', study the dictionary ihn a vain hope to find out WTF discombulate means!!

269.rid john smiths mother of all her pubic hair

273. Give John a dildo so he can sort himself out, you know one of those horse shaped ones =D

discombobulate means throw into confusion and it looks like it worked
270/274 renounce everything
271/275. dive into the space time continuum

278. Eat your own shiz.

279. Kill everyone. Well, so maybe I'm not gonnabe alone in hell XD
280. Sleep.

281. Wake up and fiddle your shizzle (lIke john does)

282. Take a handfull of sleepy tablets, shove them up solves rectum(his obsession is obvious and repulsive), and in his gapping trap, and see how long HE sleeps for!!!

283. If he wakes up, get the shotgun loaded and experince for the first time in your life what its like to kill a worthless piece of shit cake.

284. Go to hell and beg with our lord the devil to return as a poltergeist to annoy John as he pounds at his love Damien, whilst he also furiously masturbates damien also! yeah.

284. Find a new car that is totally environmentally friendly and gets over 100 MPG.

do your best to give others inspiration and motivation,
try not to destroy too much life especially you consumer countrys damn,
ask yourself as many questions you can think of,
actually enjoy yourself without making something else suffer,
do something someone has never done,
think something that no1 has talked about,
achieve enlightenment,
understand the tao,
write something meaningfull to your spouse,
make sure people around you are happy just for the sake of there happyness,
love the life thats been given to you,

306.Or hate it

307 jump into a bowl of chocolate
308 eat until you are obese then have lipo suction

lead the east into victory crushing the west fromt he inside with immagrents that the west pay benifits to and fund there own destruction.

309. Kick all the mods of every internet site in the crotch and/or throat for being The Man.

Konnichiwa :D , me again,


How many things are there that everyone needs to do before they pass on to better places? Well,....

there is only one thing worth doing before I die: laugh.

AND THE PERFECT WAY TO DIE
when the thought of death kills you
with laughter.

310. Stop posting on sites like sciforum
311 get a life

312.or get two.
313.Have sex on a barge.

314. Barge into someone having sex

315. Watch a ultra nova occur.

316.Watch 5 total lunar eclipses...in 1 hour.

317. Get a Masters Degree from colllege.

318. Learn Japanese.
319. Make a decorative hat.
320. Swim in Noodles.
321. Finish reading the Lotr - this is my 5th attempt

322. Finish World of Warcraft. Just kidding, it's impossible.

323. Fill a swimming pool with jello, then try to swim.

324. write a book about how good I am...

325.obtain championship for 'highest bungie jump' in the world tournament.
326.Create a bungie jump tournament

327. Win a bungie jump tournament.

328. Kill a man.
329. Wrestle a grizzly bear and win.

330.Shake hands with a mad, starving, psychotic grizzly bear.
331.Change pants.

334. learn how to Heli-Arc weld

335. Invent a device to create a cure for cancer.

336.bring an endangered species to the brink of extention only to swoop in and rescue them at the last moment
337.cut off my sister's head
338.pull off the substitute gym teacher's wig
339.get the asst. principal arrested for child molestation
340.clone yourselfe
341.take over the world
342.invent a new holiday, name it after yourselfe
343.commit arson
344.tell them how i feel
345.get a new breed of dog recognized by the AKC
346.blow up the earth
347.fly
348.hack into the white house's computers
349.discover a new planet
350.unleash a computer virus upon the world
351.become a famous artist
352.write a book
353.die only to come back as a zombie with a hunger for brains
354.convince the world that it is the epocolipse
355.open paris hilton's skull to find it (like al cappone's vault) empty
356.become a serial killer
357.buy a porshe
358.get out of here

225. Hunt Roman, Baron Max, J.B, wesmorris and Bells to extinction.

thats got to be the best idea on this list

359. Eat some magic mushrooms and watch fireworks. In the snow.

360. Fight the law and win.

361. Destroy the suburb.

362. Keep up appearances.

363. eat everything until you explode.
364. see new colors.
365. fall into a black hole.
366. overstimulate.
367. write a song stealing your favorite chords and sequences from everywhere. have an orgasm every time you hear it.

359. Eat some magic mushrooms and watch fireworks. In the snow.

368. Kill anyone who thinks its 'funny' to take magic mushrooms-especially in the snow! :D

369. re-invent the cube.

370. Try my luck at the cube.

371. Be a guest star on The Simpsons.

372. Get real.

(you are not real?) If not, I feel for you.

(you are not real?) If not, I feel for you.

So you are actively participating in my delusion? From this, nothing good can come.

What's your secret?

It's a secret. Evidently.

373. Find out what Water's secret is.

374. Punch a horse to death, once and for all showing my dominance over equinia and ending my terrible fear of hoofed beasts.

375. Have Roman meet the devil and realizing that his fear of hoofed beasts can come to no end.

376. Learn how to bow hunt.

(You know the devil?)

(yes, I know the devil.)

(well if you by the plane ticket, I'll meet him)

Dont worry, im right here!!:D

377. "steal all of gods secrets and sell them to the devil"

378. download the entire web

379. Learn to play the didgeridoo.

380. Write a book.

381. Find one good answer.

382. Figure out what the hell to do with that one good answer.