Here is chapter 2 of my book

'10 easy ways to make money'

Contrary to popular believe there are many ways to become incredible rich. In fact recent studies showed that it was easier to become stupendously rich than really smart. With this knowledge in our hands we can now move on and just see what the 10 easiest ways to become rich really are. We will do this in no particular order.

1. Marry into old or new money. Be a parasite and find a partner for life, or alternatively, for the period that the prenuptial agreement states, and marry this rich bastard or bitch. This seems like an easy way to get money but if fact it is hard work. Nobody gets rich by being nice and the fact that your would be partner is extremely rich indicates trouble. For a first time attempt to become rich I would suggest that other option are tried first.
2. Become a geek with business sense. This option is only valid if your face is spotty and a working brain is present. Observe the vultures in the zoo carefully and learn.
3. Start a new religion. Religions are not very heavily taxed and there is an unlimited amount of fools in this universe. This is a combination that guarantees ludicrous profits. See the light and don't feel shy to let other people know you have seen it. Make them see the light and blind them into giving you their hard-earned cash. It facilitates matters if you have a TV personality. But do not be afraid, these personalities can be bought at a reasonable price. A religion has also other benefits. If you can live with leading a cult you might also enjoy the secondary work bonuses created by becoming the sexual leader of your personal little kingdom. Make sure that only ugly men can join the cult. This guarantees that you female members are loyal to you. You have the money and the looks. Do not make the mistake of marrying anyone. You wealth might be under attack by a person following option no. 1.
4. ...

May i add:

5. Write a book "How to make EZ money FAST", chapter 1: "10 EZ ways to make money", Chapter 3: "Escape clausules in the prenoptual agreement and What To Do if The Bride Dies Prematurely???"

Sure this is gonna be a bestseller, after all the amount of fools in the universe is unlimited

Send me $100, and I will send you a business plan that will tell you how to make money selling business plans for $100 that tell people how to make money selling such business plans for $100.

Originally posted by cool skill
Send me $100, and I will send you a business plan that will tell you how to make money selling business plans for $100 that tell people how to make money selling such business plans for $100.

fool, you should have asked 1000€. but anyhoo, the check is in the mail.

Start an adult website.

Let me tell you about Johan and Thomas.

I've known them since I was about 16-17, and neither of them have ever attended school. For the first two years, Thomas made a living on playing Quake. When Q2 was released, he quit to play Starcraft, and continued playing when Q3 went gold.
A few months ago, he put Q3 on the shelf, mainly because he's grown tired of it, and of course that other games has taken it's place, such as Counter-Strike. To have something to do, he starts playing poker on the net, and it went pretty good. He ordered some books, and played for like 12-15 hours a day, and made 3000$ last three weeks, using the same system and some luck. Thats more than I get on my 9-5, god damnit! ;)

Johan, on the other side, started working on a porn website. And I'm not talking regular porn here, it was hardcore sickness. I didn't see him much, he moved around in town but when I met him, he always told me how his site was growing, and that he'd got more on the way. Last time I met him, he let me check out his bankaccount. Over 112000$, and more coming.

Grrrr ..

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
Here is chapter 2 of my book

'10 easy ways to make money'

Contrary to popular believe there are many ways to become incredible rich. In fact recent studies showed that it was easier to become stupendously rich than really smart. With this knowledge in our hands we can now move on and just see what the 10 easiest ways to become rich really are. We will do this in no particular order.

1. Marry into old or new money. Be a parasite and find a partner for life, or alternatively, for the period that the prenuptial agreement states, and marry this rich bastard or bitch. This seems like an easy way to get money but if fact it is hard work. Nobody gets rich by being nice and the fact that your would be partner is extremely rich indicates trouble. For a first time attempt to become rich I would suggest that other option are tried first.
2. Become a geek with business sense. This option is only valid if your face is spotty and a working brain is present. Observe the vultures in the zoo carefully and learn.
3. Start a new religion. Religions are not very heavily taxed and there is an unlimited amount of fools in this universe. This is a combination that guarantees ludicrous profits. See the light and don't feel shy to let other people know you have seen it. Make them see the light and blind them into giving you their hard-earned cash. It facilitates matters if you have a TV personality. But do not be afraid, these personalities can be bought at a reasonable price. A religion has also other benefits. If you can live with leading a cult you might also enjoy the secondary work bonuses created by becoming the sexual leader of your personal little kingdom. Make sure that only ugly men can join the cult. This guarantees that you female members are loyal to you. You have the money and the looks. Do not make the mistake of marrying anyone. You wealth might be under attack by a person following option no. 1.
4. ...

why only 10....:D :m:

How Canada could make billions more

Legalize Marauanna then have it regulated like cigaretts and tax the hell out of it. That way our police force can go after the real criminals.

Then much like drinking and driving, marajuana is very noticable,
so arrange tests, breathalizer, breath sir........ smoke comes out,
sir step out of the car;)

Canada everyday is missing out on millions of dollars a day.

Known facts

Hemp, makes the best rope
Hemp, much better paper, (won't cut down as many trees;) )
Hemp, medicinal purposes

It's a soft drug anyways.

You can't tell me that alcohol isn't more destructive than maraijuana. There are no benifits to drinking alcohol (besides the red wine thing)

There are too many positives to legalizing maraijuanna and our society accepts the social use of it.

Legalize it, but have strict rules where you can smoke it, have tests for driving, things like that.

Sell your organs,...:D

Originally posted by Fukushi
Sell your organs,...:D

What ..mouth organ!!!!:D

why sell your own organs when you can sell someone else his organs?

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
why sell your own organs when you can sell someone else his organs?

It takes Organization!!! :D :D

i was thinking of buying some prostitutes on the Amsterdam slave market who could work the helsinki area for me...

would that be profitable?

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
i was thinking of buying some prostitutes on the Amsterdam slave market who could work the helsinki area for me...

would that be profitable?

a bit too far to spread their legs!!:D

i could make windows2003 and release it before Bill (Mr Gates to you) has a chance to do the same

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
i could make windows2003 and release it before Bill (Mr Gates to you) has a chance to do the same

Have you tried Spread Eagle .com!:D

Originally posted by IXL777
Have you tried Spread Eagle .com!:D

no i haven't...how do you normally use it? do you put it on toast or something?

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
no i haven't...how do you normally use it? do you put it on toast or something?

It goes well with cucuber pie..:D

i didn't have time to have toast with spam today...had toast with work

Originally posted by spuriousmonkey
i didn't have time to have toast with spam today...had toast with work

spam today gone tomorrow:)