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Danzinger
08-04-05, 10:34 PM
Okay guys, I just want to lay a few things out on the table and see what you all have to say.

I am a 16 year old male living in Canada, so I believe it's alright (LEGAL) for me to have sex with a female as young as 13. (FYI, I'm a virgin.)

Now all I'm saying is, from around when I turned 11 I started to find girls of the ages 13-20 years old attractive. It's pretty much the same for me now. As time has progressed, though, I have found much older women to be attractive as well. (MILFs, Diane Lane.)

But back to the pedophile side of me.. In truth, I can even see myself being attracted to a well-developed 12 year old girl, if she was dressed in slutty clothes, y'know? Because Junior High is around the age that girls start wearing mini-skirts and crop-tops.

Now none of this may sound that shocking because I'm only 16, but I can honestly tell you all, right now, that I will probably find teenage girls attractive when I become 30. :(

OBVIOUSLY I will not act on those primal urges by that age. (Hopefully I'll have married a MILF by then.) But I'll still enjoy LOOKING at them.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that girls become attractive after purberty, and puberty DAMN WELL doesn't come at the age of 18.

Xerxes
08-04-05, 10:53 PM
I used to feel that way, but around 16/17 they started to loose appeal. I can honestly say I feel no attraction to anyone who looks younger than 15 (and I'm 19 now.) Lower maturity levels make me flaccid.

When I was around 8, I tried desperately to understand why guys liked tits. "They're just globules of fat," I thought. Of course. my feelings on that matter have also changed.

Mr Anonymous
08-04-05, 10:57 PM
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Danzinger
08-05-05, 12:32 AM
Tell me you want to stuff your cock in an 8 year old girl, meaning pre-pubescent, and yup. Pretty much.

Well.. They do have a certain cuteness about them.. :rolleyes: OH SHI-

Ahaha, thanks for putting everything in perspective, Mr Anonymous. Logically, my desires are pretty much normal, but the media would have me believe otherwise. :mad:

Perfect
08-05-05, 01:47 AM
You're fucking SICK.
I remember how the hormone wrecks - that were the 13 year old girls in our class - acted when a 16 year old stud showed interest. It made me sick.
To not realize the synopsis inculded in this episode, or rather dilemma, is to be a desperate shit or a nigger.

I can understand the turkish gigolo choking in his bling bling trying to derail the whole ordeal of 13 year oldishness. But when you're not a complete moron and realize that the social circles do not include AK's and head bands you should stay clear and not mold the minds of those still progressing into..
individuality.

Plus you seem like a fool in the eyes of the 13 year old boys.

You selfish.. selfish man.


And virgins.. have you ever given any thought on how the so sought after cherry which is not yet popped still filled with bile-like substance is about to oscillate up and down your shaft?

So hot, so very hot.. *gargle*.

Danzinger
08-05-05, 02:08 AM
I remember how the hormone wrecks - that were the 13 year old girls in our class - acted when a 16 year old stud showed interest. It made me sick.
To not realize the synopsis inculded in this episode, or rather dilemma, is to be a desperate shit or a nigger.
:bugeye: Well.. My last girlfriend was only one year younger, and I haven't hit on anyone below 15. I just looky looky, no touchie.



And virgins.. have you ever given any thought on how the so sought after cherry which is not yet popped still filled with bile-like substance is about to oscillate up and down your shaft?

So hot, so very hot.. *gargle*.
Wait.. what?

Hapsburg
08-05-05, 02:28 AM
Okay guys, I just want to lay a few things out on the table and see what you all have to say.

I am a 16 year old male living in Canada, so I believe it's alright (LEGAL) for me to have sex with a female as young as 13. (FYI, I'm a virgin.)

Now all I'm saying is, from around when I turned 11 I started to find girls of the ages 13-20 years old attractive. It's pretty much the same for me now. As time has progressed, though, I have found much older women to be attractive as well. (MILFs, Diane Lane.)

But back to the pedophile side of me.. In truth, I can even see myself being attracted to a well-developed 12 year old girl, if she was dressed in slutty clothes, y'know? Because Junior High is around the age that girls start wearing mini-skirts and crop-tops.

Now none of this may sound that shocking because I'm only 16, but I can honestly tell you all, right now, that I will probably find teenage girls attractive when I become 30. :(

OBVIOUSLY I will not act on those primal urges by that age. (Hopefully I'll have married a MILF by then.) But I'll still enjoy LOOKING at them.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that girls become attractive after purberty, and puberty DAMN WELL doesn't come at the age of 18.
That's not pedophilia. Pedophilia is an physical attraction towards one that has child-like physical characteristics.
Pubescent and post-pubescent females definently do NOT have child-like physical characteristics. ;)

Mr Anonymous
08-05-05, 08:50 PM
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invert_nexus
08-05-05, 11:49 PM
A great sage and philosopher once said: "That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

§outh§tar
08-05-05, 11:52 PM
As long as it's consensual man..

*cough*

Danzinger
08-06-05, 12:57 AM
As long as it's consensual man..

*cough*
It's not rape if you don't give them the chance to say no.. Otherwise they're just being feisty. ;)

Perfect
08-06-05, 06:36 AM
I actually met this woman last night during another drunken rampage who had been raped.

I, of course, didn't know this untill a friend of mine came to meet me in an interresting mien.

"Buy me a beer or imma rape you" he jokingly said to me.

Which boosted some shit. Why? I do not know.

In the end I came to the conclusion that it is allright to joke about niggers, jews and rapes. So fuck her and her tandrum.

I just felt like sharing this.

Buh bye.

Munchmausen
08-09-05, 01:17 PM
I . . . . . . you . . . . . . . seriously . . . . . .

Wow, this thread gives me heartburn.

Listen, kid, you're 16 and a self-professed virgin. You happen to find someone who is physically mature and only a few years younger than you attractive. No big deal. Now, as time goes by, the difference in emotional/mental maturity between you and the crop of 12-13 y/os will become a bigger and bigger turn-off until you're legal and they're Not Worth It.

vslayer
08-10-05, 03:03 AM
um, he is legal. but one thing i have found over the years is: if you only want a root, then take the younger ones. women soom to think that they are superior in maturity and intellect, so they pursue older guys. so basically, it is 20x easier to score yourslef a chick 1 or 2 years younger than trying to get the girls in your age group

Baron Max
08-10-05, 07:03 PM
Is pedophilia the ACT of having sexual relations with a child? Or is it also even the THOUGHTS of "...how cute and sexy they are"?

If it's just the thoughts, then I'm don't think it's illegal, is it?

Baron Max

Danzinger
08-11-05, 01:49 AM
Is pedophilia the ACT of having sexual relations with a child? Or is it also even the THOUGHTS of "...how cute and sexy they are"?

If it's just the thoughts, then I'm don't think it's illegal, is it?

Baron Max
Supposedly people are allowed to fantasize about anything they want, doesn't matter how filthy or illegal it is in reality. When you start seeking out kiddie-pr0n or beastiality though, then you're starting on the illegal activities.

Baron Max
08-11-05, 08:05 AM
Oh, Danzinger, I realize that. But I was attempting to find out the criteria for "pedophilia" ....does it include fantasizing or does pedophilia mean ONLY the actual act of "...touching and sexual activities" with the child?

I know we can't throw someone in jail for thinking about it, but can we/do we still label those folks as pedophiles? I.e., if someone writes erotic/sexy stories, is he labeled as a pedophile? Can we throw someone in jail for writing such fantasy stories or painting such pictures, etc?

Baron Max

ReighnStorm
08-11-05, 10:10 AM
In common usage, pedophilia is sexual attraction and sexual acts towards children, including adolescents.
Pedophilia in itself is not a crime -- only acting upon such urges is.

Stokes Pennwalt
08-11-05, 11:44 PM
If there's grass on the field, play ball!



I'm going to hell.

DarkEyedBeauty
08-13-05, 08:41 PM
Pedophilia is "love of...". So, fantasizing and so on.

As MM said...you're only 16, this isn't that bad at all. I think you'll grow out of it, and you shouldn't worry.

And...incidentally, why do you think that you'll be the same at 30? I've changed my taste tremendously from 16-22.

BlindMouse2of3
08-15-05, 11:51 PM
Once you reach 21 and can go to "the bar" 13-20 just isn’t the same. I'm 22 and the thought of someone that can’t legally drive gives me a big rubbery one.

but hey. if there’s no grass on the field play in the mud

Medicine*Woman
08-16-05, 11:46 AM
Danzinger: Okay guys, I just want to lay a few things out on the table and see what you all have to say.

I am a 16 year old male living in Canada, so I believe it's alright (LEGAL) for me to have sex with a female as young as 13. (FYI, I'm a virgin.)

Now all I'm saying is, from around when I turned 11 I started to find girls of the ages 13-20 years old attractive. It's pretty much the same for me now. As time has progressed, though, I have found much older women to be attractive as well. (MILFs, Diane Lane.)

But back to the pedophile side of me.. In truth, I can even see myself being attracted to a well-developed 12 year old girl, if she was dressed in slutty clothes, y'know? Because Junior High is around the age that girls start wearing mini-skirts and crop-tops.

Now none of this may sound that shocking because I'm only 16, but I can honestly tell you all, right now, that I will probably find teenage girls attractive when I become 30. :(

OBVIOUSLY I will not act on those primal urges by that age. (Hopefully I'll have married a MILF by then.) But I'll still enjoy LOOKING at them.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that girls become attractive after purberty, and puberty DAMN WELL doesn't come at the age of 18.
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M*W: It's too bad you're coming of age in the 21st century. Had you lived a mere hundred years ago, marrying a 13 year-old girl wasn't uncommon especially in rural areas nor would it be a crime.

In cultures where arranged marriages take place, the girl's parents often make the arrangements while the child is still an infant!

I don't think you're a 'pedophile' per se. You're just a puppet of your raging male hormones. But seeing as how this is the 21st century, if I were you, I'd keep my hands off of jail bait.

Facial
08-17-05, 12:20 AM
Legally underage but post-pubescent girls can be attractive, and it is perfectly natural to look at them (especially in slutty clothes).

android
08-17-05, 01:58 AM
I am a 16 year old male living in Canada, so I believe it's alright (LEGAL) for me to have sex with a female as young as 13. (FYI, I'm a virgin.)

Wow, that's worse than Texas.

Hapsburg
08-17-05, 03:17 PM
I will not act on those primal urges by that age.
Your "man" liscence has been revoked :p

Munchmausen
08-21-05, 01:29 PM
Seriously, kid. As you grow older, the attractive qualities of 13-14yo girls (namely, physical development) will be more and more outweighed by the unattractive qualities (personality, legal repercussions, ethical repercussions).

MetaKron
08-21-05, 02:36 PM
Females around the age of 13 have clear skin, round, high breasts, a nice, feminine appealing shape. Only a pedophile will have sex with or feel attracted to a 13 year old. Any points of resemblance between a 13 year old girl and a man's chosen partner, whatever her age, mark him as a pedophile who should be destroyed.

This means that the face must have some wrinkles and sags. It must not have the fresh color to it. The skin must be slightly grey, bluish, or just lack fullness and that healthy grow. Breasts absolutely must sag. The belly absolutely must pooch out. Just below, I can't describe here, but it must not look young! If the legs do not at least show a few blue veins, preferably varicose, a thick coat of hair is acceptable to cover them up.

It is not actually required that the woman have a mouth that tastes like an ashtray. It does however, have to taste "off" in some way or the other. If she has reached the age where she can't get her teeth completely clean by brushing, and who over 40 can, that will slide by. If her nose is crooked that is a definite plus. Her hair absolutely must smell of artificial ingredients of some kind. If there are no grey hairs at all, and no small mustache on her lips, you just might be a pedophile.

I didn't say a guy could have sex with this woman, either. Pedophiles have sex with women, so we can't either.

MattBellamy
08-21-05, 03:16 PM
your post made no sense whatsoever

Hapsburg
08-21-05, 03:34 PM
Any points of resemblance between a 13 year old girl and a man's chosen partner, whatever her age, mark him as a pedophile who should be destroyed.
You, sir, are a prude. :mad:

MetaKron
08-21-05, 04:12 PM
I'm trying to make this literally true. It's really just intellectual masturbation because there is no safe position. The last person who accused me of sexual harassment did this because I stayed as far away from her as I could. I don't even want to know what she told the boss.

The next person to accuse me of sexual harassment or rape is going to have to work even harder. I'm not going back to that job.

The person who accuses me of pedophilia is going to have to do it with no pornography (of any kind) on my computer, when I have no contact with anyone at all. They are also going to have to do some work to find me because I am shutting my mouth for good. Bad society. No input. No contribution. No treat. No donut.

MetaKron
08-27-05, 12:54 PM
Yeah, like I ever could shut my mouth.

If you like smooth skin that doesn't reek of tobacco smoke...

You might be a pedophile.

If you like women who have all their teeth...

You might be a pedophile.

If you like breasts that don't sag down to a woman's pants pockets...

You might be a pedophile.

If you like parking your mini in a space that is suitable for a mini, rather than two schoolbuses side by side...

You might be a pedophile.

If you like a woman who actually looks up to you and treats you with respect...

You might be a pedophile.

If your woman has a mustache that is thinner than your mustache...

You might be a pedophile.

If you live in Kansas and your woman is still a virgin...

She's faster than her brothers.


Thank you, thank you.

Mrs.Lucysnow
06-17-09, 01:44 AM
That's not pedophilia. Pedophilia is an physical attraction towards one that has child-like physical characteristics.
Pubescent and post-pubescent females definently do NOT have child-like physical characteristics. ;)

Exact. Paedo's are people who desire sexual engagement with children either 14 or 12 and younger.

Baron paedo's are defined as those with a strong urge to act on the above. Not acting on it still makes one a paedo. The problem with it is that they are generally unable to control the urge and given the opportunity would act on it. Its not being a paedo that's illegal its act.

James R
06-17-09, 02:06 AM
It's 4 years later, Lucysnow. Let it go.